The leaving gift they will actually keep
Better than a card everyone signed in three seconds. Hangs in the shed for decades.
Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Advanced Bullshitting
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Advanced Bullshitting
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Professional Procrastination
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Professional Procrastination
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Beer Appreciation
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Beer Appreciation
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Flatulence & Applied Gas Sciences
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Flatulence & Applied Gas Sciences
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Sofa-Based Sports Analysis
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Sofa-Based Sports Analysis
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Selective Hearing
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Selective Hearing
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Pub Philosophy
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Pub Philosophy
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Barbecue Sciences
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Barbecue Sciences
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Advanced Dad Jokes
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Advanced Dad Jokes
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Remote Control Management
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Remote Control Management
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Doing Bugger All
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only
Doing Bugger All
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Refusing to Ask for Directions
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only
Refusing to Ask for Directions
$24.99 Personalise itRetirement Gifts that actually get kept
Every Meridian honour arrives framed, sealed and numbered, printed on heavyweight parchment stock. The wording is yours: their name, the date, the ridiculous speciality they have genuinely mastered, and a dedication underneath if you want one. $24.99 including the frame, with free delivery and dispatch within 3 working days.
Meridian College Oxford novelty awards are entertainment and gift products only. They are not academic qualifications or recognised degrees.