For Her

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Retail Therapy

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Advanced Gossip Studies

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Prosecco Appreciation

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Selective Hearing

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Online Shopping Sciences

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Advanced Eye-Rolling

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Chocolate Appreciation

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Social Media Investigation

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Putting Up With Him

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Wine Sciences

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Always Being Right

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Advanced Handbag Archaeology

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Professional Overthinking

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Strategic Cushion Arrangement

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Group Chat Management

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only