Christmas
For everyone who has survived another Christmas, and several who very nearly did not.
Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Christmas Jumper Excellence
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Christmas Jumper Excellence
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Advanced Sprout Avoidance
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Advanced Sprout Avoidance
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Post-Dinner Sofa Collapse
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Post-Dinner Sofa Collapse
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Last-Minute Christmas Shopping
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Last-Minute Christmas Shopping
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Present Wrapping Disasters
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Present Wrapping Disasters
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Fairy Light Untangling
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Fairy Light Untangling
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Selection Box Demolition
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Selection Box Demolition
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Mulled Wine Appreciation
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Mulled Wine Appreciation
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Christmas Cracker Joke Delivery
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Christmas Cracker Joke Delivery
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Advanced Mince Pie Consumption
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Advanced Mince Pie Consumption
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Pretending to Like Presents
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Pretending to Like Presents
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Secret Santa Budget Evasion
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Secret Santa Budget Evasion
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Christmas Eve Toy Assembly
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Christmas Eve Toy Assembly
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Boxing Day Leftovers Management
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only
Boxing Day Leftovers Management
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Christmas Board Game Rage
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only