For Him

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Advanced Bullshitting

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Professional Procrastination

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Beer Appreciation

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Flatulence & Applied Gas Sciences

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Sofa-Based Sports Analysis

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Selective Hearing

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Pub Philosophy

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Barbecue Sciences

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Advanced Dad Jokes

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Remote Control Management

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Doing Bugger All

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Refusing to Ask for Directions

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Advanced Shed Studies

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Man Flu Endurance

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in DIY Disaster Management

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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