Couples

Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Winning Every Argument

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Stealing the Duvet

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Snoring Sciences

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Leaving the Toilet Seat Up

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Relationship Diplomacy

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Saying "I'm Fine" When Definitely Not Fine

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Never Deciding Where to Eat

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Thermostat Warfare

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Loading the Dishwasher Wrong

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Remote Control Custody Battles

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Leaving One Square of Toilet Roll

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Professional Pretend Listening

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Stealing Chips Off Each Other's Plate

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Watching the Next Episode Without Them

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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Meridian College Oxford

hereby confers upon

Their name

the wholly undeserved distinction of

Honorary Award in Advanced Backseat Driving

Given this

J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours R. Calloway Registrar

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