Work & Retirement
For colleagues leaving, and for those who never really arrived.
Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Meeting Avoidance
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Meeting Avoidance
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Looking Busy
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Looking Busy
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Advanced Tea-Break Studies
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Advanced Tea-Break Studies
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Office Bullshit
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Office Bullshit
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Delegation Sciences
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Delegation Sciences
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Surviving Management
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Surviving Management
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Retirement Studies
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Retirement Studies
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Doing Absolutely Nothing
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Doing Absolutely Nothing
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Reply-All Catastrophes
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Reply-All Catastrophes
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Microwave Queue Management
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Microwave Queue Management
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Pretending to Be on Mute
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Pretending to Be on Mute
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Advanced Spreadsheet Bluffing
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Advanced Spreadsheet Bluffing
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Office Biscuit Tin Raids
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Office Biscuit Tin Raids
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Out of Office Excellence
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
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Out of Office Excellence
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Meridian College Oxford
hereby confers upon
Their name
the wholly undeserved distinction of
Honorary Award in Circling Back and Touching Base
Given this
J. Hartwell Dean of Undeserved Honours
R. Calloway
Registrar
Novelty award — for entertainment purposes only